Neko

I'd say go to hell but I'd nver want to see you.




lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water


dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good


I was not disappointed 

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good

I was not disappointed 


mysticmoonhigh:


rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat


sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK


terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.  LOOK.  FUCKING LOOK.  A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.  DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.  FUCK
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.


yeah

diddid you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause


splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke)


thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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corinaisprettycool:

she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz

(Source: bemynightingale)


abnormal-fallen-angel:

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

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reblogging for that ^^


lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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can i just

n00bith:

apricots-from-nara:

miraculoustang:

((whispers; please just….

just let me ship))

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Oh my god its this again.

If I ever don’t reblog this assume chimpanzees stole my laptop



thegirlwhowaitedfortheurl:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

iamtonysexual:

itsxplacebo:

if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

satan’s favourite porn writers

(Source: placebomurzyn)


(Source: filminmotion)